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Djbuck0 x KP x V Trophies Over Legacy
DJ Bucko ,KP and V here to serve up a platter of real talk sprinkled with a generous helping of laughs. While Asha B is nursing a toothache (get well soon!), we're steering the conversation from the adrenaline rush of car shows to the gritty triumphs of gym-goers dropping pounds faster than a hot track. V got the lowdown on his slick new ride and the daily grind at the bank, proving we're all just a step away from that next level up. Hear about our personal hustle, and maybe you'll find that spark to ignite your own grind.
Switching gears to the hardwood and gridiron, we chat about what makes a sports legend tick. Are we looking at Dak Prescott's final huddle with the Cowboys? Is LeBron James counting down the minutes to his last buzzer-beater? We're tossing around thoughts on the delicate dance between veteran experience and the fresh legs of rising stars, all while keeping an eye on LeBron's potential swish on the court with his son, Bronny Jr. It's not just about the points on the board; it's the legacy they leave and what it means for the fans who've been there since the first whistle.
Now, don't think we skipped out on the ring or the mic—boxing and rap are up for the count too. From Haney v Garcia punishing bout to the lyrical jabs between Chris Brown and Quavo, we're punching above our weight class in the commentary department. And because life isn't just sports and beats, we're diving into the deep end with talks on relationship realities and the tricky navigation of morality in the spotlight. So, whether you're looking for a play-by-play on the latest game or some soul-searching on the world stage, we've got your back. Stay tuned, stay true, and remember, it's your time to shine in 2024.
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Yo, yo yo. What's going on. It's your boy, dj Bucko. Mr Chocolate with a K, don't forget the K man. Do not forget the K. What's going on?
Speaker 2:And we got a special guest with us today my boy Byron Dawg, aka V, aka my editor, aka that guy, aka Mr Behind the Scenes. Yes, yo to the news. That's what he like to say. He's one of them guys. Y'all, he's one of them guys. I appreciate y'all here with us. You know Asha B. She couldn't be here. We have to. We're going to make sure we pray for Asha B today. She's got a bad cavity and her mouth's a little messed up.
Speaker 1:I told her about them chocolate men and the sugar tooth and stuff. I told her we had a victim who came to this house. One lick God Lee yeah well not one lick, lord you should. I know she's going to hear this one and she's going to laugh. To the cinema, to the cinema hey, you should have been here. She got to think herself. She's been talking all day like this, trying to make sure she don't breathe too hard to get some sensitivity on that thing.
Speaker 2:I was like you're going to be able to make it. She was like well, I don't know, tyler, I got to take some medicine.
Speaker 3:No, I'm like what AKA no.
Speaker 2:I'm like what Medicine man? You better take some Tylenol, the goody powder, and bring your ass home. That's she gonna be alright, though. We praying for y'all. We hope you get that taken care of and we gonna be here for you. We hope you alright. But speaking of sore, what's been up with y'all?
Speaker 1:Man not too much. Going to a lot of car shows lately. You know every weekend YouTube's going crazy YouTube's going up right now. So go follow your boy, mr Chocolate, for Life on YouTube If you like cars and motorcycles and you know things like that. But other than that, you know, you've been grinding with that.
Speaker 2:It's been looking good for real, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1:That and training my two, my three clients at the gym.
Speaker 2:Working them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they both lost about one, lost about 10, one's on 15 pounds. They're doing great things already, that's good, you're great. I'm hyped man? What's up with you, bucko? What's going on, man, you know shit.
Speaker 2:Let's start with my boy, ryan man, he's working my ass out. Got me man. No, ditty I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:I couldn't be, I couldn't walk. I know, I know, you did not just say no, ditty.
Speaker 2:I said that man was working my ass out.
Speaker 1:Well, why, why'd you have the frame working my ass out? Why was that I?
Speaker 2:was suspect.
Speaker 1:But but okay, that's what we need to figure out, Not the fact you didn't say no ditty. Why is your brain says words together that could be suspect. I didn't mean for it to go like that, but all the words you could have said, your brain said work your ass out. Working my ass out. That's the only. He gave me a very Stringest workout today that pushed me to the max. He worked my ass out I couldn't walk after.
Speaker 1:Why I couldn't walk after that is diabolical, my brother. So when I go top of the no diddy, it's your brain, in the form of your senses besides that, perverted, besides him.
Speaker 2:You know working him. You know working me out. You know being very stringy with my body, with the weight and squat and everything. You know what else going on. I mean shit. Some birthday coming up next month. You know if you have a two-year-old.
Speaker 1:That's awesome.
Speaker 2:Just really podcasting, producing, djing it's working man. Man, that's really it. Nothing much, really, just life. It's life. I feel like I'm just here Trying to figure out the next big thing. That's really it. V-dawg what's good with you?
Speaker 3:I don't do much of nothing, you know me. I go home, I go to work, I bought the new car, so I'm in the car.
Speaker 1:He in the whip. What you got. What you got. What you got, I got a Mustang. It's an EcoBoost. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't downgrade nothing. You feel me he be driving like a?
Speaker 2:Tesla. He be driving like a Tesla. Ooh, ooh, he be driving that thing.
Speaker 3:He be whipping it. I caught it. I caught it. You caught it and you know, we got the new job. We're in the bank. It's cool.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:You know, older people love. Short love to you when you're young.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:This dude tried to tell me how he retired last year and I could be just like him. But you know he started when he said for $500. Let me show you some games real quick.
Speaker 2:Hey man, hey man.
Speaker 1:I came not to hustle baby, because I just dropped the promo myself, so I came not to hustle.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get back to you in about two weeks Because I ain't a lot. I'm at the bank. I can see his account. He not lying. Yeah, he got some money.
Speaker 1:He got some money.
Speaker 3:That's about it Just working, driving the car, go home, ain't nothing wrong with that, ain't nothing wrong with that?
Speaker 2:I feel like we're in an age now where we just trying to find the next thing for us to move up in life, because I feel like you get to a certain age. I don't want to say we get stagnant, but we're living life.
Speaker 1:That's the correct terminology.
Speaker 2:You know what it is. We're getting stagnant.
Speaker 1:We're getting stagnant Eat the the same food, the same restaurant, the same tv shows on the same. That's stagnant. Yeah, yeah, we gotta gotta switch it up, gotta switch it up.
Speaker 2:So I think that's really what's going into this year, switching it up. But speaking of switch ups, I want to get into the 2024 nfl draft a big switch up. That happened for all 32 teams. You know I got to touch on home first. I got to touch on the Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think we failed. Whoa KP.
Speaker 2:What you mean. We failed. I was going to say nigga, fuck John Robertson. With some failure. This right here was the best draft Boy. You was so nervous. I was like KB. We failed Titans.
Speaker 1:Twitter was going to get us alive. Man, I got murdered.
Speaker 2:No, much better than what we've been loving it I love it, I'm actually locked in with a lot of folks in Titans Twitter and they treat the show love. Titans Twitter is actually crazy and when we say off-the-wall things, they do attack us. They attack a lot of people. I was like AP, are you ready to fight that battle?
Speaker 1:Boy, listen. The thing is, you have visuals now we do. They can see that vision.
Speaker 2:AP Titan Twitter was ready to get on our ass, but I'm agreeing with you.
Speaker 2:I agree with you. I want to start from my favorite. So my favorite pick was Cedric the linebacker out in North Carolina. That was my favorite pick. We needed a linebacker. We got Kenneth Murray out of free agency Absolutely, and I loved him. He was smart. He can run over the green dot call the plays. He's 6'1". He's 245. He's a man being in the ACC. You can run coverage as well as you can play the run. You can cover a man. I love it. That was my favorite pick.
Speaker 2:Jc Latham in the first round. Of course I didn't call that one, but I thought that was a good pick. He's the strongest left tackle in the whole draft. Literally the strongest left tackle. The man bench press 520 off his chest. Now say what y'all want. We got a mallard left tackle. I love it. Um, the second pick yeah, tavondre, sweat um out of texas. A lot of people on titan's twitter like I know tiktok titan, tiktok Titan. Tyler Rowland reporter gave him a hard time, gave him a bad grade. I got to disagree, I think. I think if he comes in with Jeffrey Simmons and that line, our line is already going to be substantially better. Tierra Tart was gone after the year and we got someone that can really come in and be that nose guard, that nose tackle for us. If he can make weight and can play at 340, I believe that's a big, big, big, big player for us, for our defense. What we need I love Jeffrey Simmons. Jeffrey Simmons needed help.
Speaker 1:We got him help.
Speaker 2:Badly needed some help Badly and they were giving him some of his characters. They had character issues they're talking about. He had some character issues and that you know that was the reason why his draft stock went down, and that's true. But they said the same thing about Jeffrey Simmons and we got Jeffrey Simmons in our locker room and was them All pro One of the best damn D tackles in the whole league. So I'm okay. I like my players a little nasty, so I like him. They're from the defensive side. You got to have them like that. You got to have some players with attitude. I'm okay. He like having DUIs getting drinking. That's okay. We all make mistakes. We all make mistakes.
Speaker 1:Absolutely, I think you'll learn from it.
Speaker 2:Of course, I think he's going to be one of the best players for us coming up next few years. We need him. Who else did we get that I liked? Besides those picks for me, the other pick was the wide receiver from Tulane, who I liked, jackson, I think he's a dog. He gives that 4-3 speed. We need it.
Speaker 1:It's hell, we needed it. He is fast. The outside highlights yes, as soon as they you know they post you little videos of him Pretty fast. Hell, we need him, we need him. We can't depend on Kyle.
Speaker 2:Phillips. We can't depend on Traylon Burks, I'm hoping, but him in the slot and a gadget player. I love him. I think he's going to be a good fit for us.
Speaker 1:That's going to always hurt my heart dog.
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 1:That we traded.
Speaker 2:Burks AJ for Traylon. That's going to always. I know it hurts me when you bring it.
Speaker 1:He's just saying he's the same as AJ. We know that now he ain't played down yet. Aj has already dominated.
Speaker 2:AJ just got another contract. They molded it up for him, though they just did it literally. So I mean, aj Brown was that guy that we weren't supposed to let go. You're thinking right now we had AJ Brown D-Hop and got him tired, had my boy Ridley man. It'd be crazy. Right now we need another receiver. I could have seen this, but then you know. But I like what we're doing. Rand Carthon is cooking. Let me tell you something. He cooking. Now he's going to give me a safety. I'm hoping we come back and we get us a safety. That's all we need. We're going to be good. I can't wait to holler at Buck about the draft and what he thinks and OTAs and training camp coming up. Definitely want to make sure I get in contact with him before coming up, because we got so much Football is literally going to be here in a couple months. I cannot wait. I think we got a good team, I think from free agency right now. Huh, it's coming around, be here.
Speaker 1:Huh, too much lighting. Yeah, it's coming around the corner.
Speaker 2:Like OTAs, literally Like, literally OTAs. It's going to be here before you know it and then we're going to be at training camp and then talking about who's going to make the roster. So I give the Titans a B-plus in our draft this year. Was there anybody else that you saw player-wise out there that you liked, or any other teams that you saw that had a pretty good draft that you liked?
Speaker 1:Not necessarily a pretty good draft, but I will say the Atlanta draft. Oh, the Falcons that threw me for a loop. It threw air in my ass, but it doesn't because everyone is looking at oh, he has a contract, he's not playing that contract out.
Speaker 2:That's real Talking about Kirk.
Speaker 1:Yes, he's not going to pay that contract out. Yeah, he's going to be there for maybe a year. He's going to whoop his ass on practice Pitch, yeah. And then you're like, okay, what do I do? What do I do? I'm going to, actually. And then you're like, okay, what do I do? What do I do? No, you're going to trade the quarterback out, get a whole bunch of new young people in for him and then grow them together, because you can't let him sit there for three years versus it'd be three years of him playing football, getting actual experience.
Speaker 2:We knew that wasn't going to happen. He's too old to wait. Technically he's one of the older quarterbacks in the draft.
Speaker 1:We knew that was going to happen. He's too old to wait. Technically he's one of the older quarterbacks in the draft.
Speaker 2:First off, I don't put age, I don't even care about that. No more dude, one knockout.
Speaker 1:First off, no, I don't care about that, because the realistic is if you ain't good, you ain't good, and those who are good, you're going to make a way, you're going to find a way to get five, ten years yeah, period. Because, if you're good if you're any type of good, if you're any, I mean good like if you're 51% better, then you're going to get a five-year contract. Kirk Crescent's been in the league for how many years Been in?
Speaker 1:the league for a group, oh, KDN, and we don't you know what I'm saying Like 12, maybe 2012. So if you're any type of good not even a great winner, just almost good You're going to get 10 years. Dak Prescott, he's going to be here for another five years.
Speaker 3:This is last year and he's never won anything.
Speaker 2:Right, this is last year.
Speaker 1:Who did he replace? I don't know he's.
Speaker 2:Romo, the highest paying Romo.
Speaker 1:And he never won, but he was always, you're right.
Speaker 2:But this Dak last year, but how? Many years he been in the league though he been in the league for a minute. This is last year. They got Dak, they got Zeke back. They trying to bring the whole clique back. They're in for the fire on their ass. They all, finna go.
Speaker 1:If Dak don't, it's over. But see, it won't be over because who's Dak's replacement? You never quit a job without having a backup. You ain't never going to let your eight go for a four.
Speaker 2:You need to be something comparable. Maybe that four do something that the eight can't do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if the four is young and you get to groom the four for two years, it'll turn the four into a six and a half seven. And then with the screens it go from seven to eight and a half. Now you got something.
Speaker 2:You still talking about football.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say we grew on what is instructing on how we need to be Instructing on how you want to be and what you need to do for you. You see what I'm Next month the schedule's coming out, so get to see what the schedules are looking like. I think it's going to be a good fun time. We got to shift it from football to basketball. Now I'm sad, I'm sad.
Speaker 1:I'm sad, I'm sad I want to cry.
Speaker 2:Why do you want to cry?
Speaker 1:Because our superheroes are gone, all of them, and this is it. We're watching them die All the 05 ballers.
Speaker 2:We're literally watching them All four 05.
Speaker 1:We're literally watching them right now.
Speaker 3:It's just, I was debating this last night.
Speaker 1:What's that?
Speaker 3:Because my friend's talking about who the top five.
Speaker 1:Don't say nothing silly. And one of my friends talking about Don't say nothing silly and one of my friends talking about Don't say nothing silly, and I got.
Speaker 3:I got Kareem and I was like, hey, man, which Kareem was better? Buzz Lightyear, he's like. I can't tell you that. I was like because you ain't see, kareem Fact, how you bring up people. So at some point the legends gotta retire, they gotta go, they gotta go. But why they gotta go now? Thank you.
Speaker 1:LeBron can't go All these six more years. My knee like who he gonna he done, did it for Fucking god damn, 20 god damn years I need to be in my wheelchair when he retire. You retire, I retire, I ain't got nobody.
Speaker 1:That's watching. Listen, bruh. That's the sad part about it. That's the sad part about it, bro. What's that? I have no idea. No, I do know why. In 03, my grandparents were Detroit Pistons fans, so they won the championship. Yep. Two years later, when Bron destroys them, the whole family is watching this game, destroys them. The whole family is watching this game and I'm watching LeBron James. This 19-year-old kid destroy this vet who was running and having on everyone. From that moment on, I've always liked basketball. I was 12.
Speaker 2:Something like that Old three, you was 12, or old three boy you. Well, you was 12 or 03, boy. You was different. You, old as hell boy.
Speaker 1:I was something.
Speaker 2:I don't know, you were 12. Yeah 91.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was 12. And 03? I was born in 81. 91, yeah, it's 03. Something like that.
Speaker 2:Hold on, wait a goddamn second. No, not 03. I'm sorry, there we go. I'm tripping, are you good?
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:I know you're older than me, but damn, what are you talking about? Big fella, in 03, my cousin done graduated, and I know for a fact I wasn't 12. And you ain't that much older than me First off.
Speaker 1:yes, I was. Why am I letting this man tell you my age? And I was thinking like, wait, no, why am I letting you tell me my age? Yeah, it's 91. This 10 years is 2001. Two more years, it's 12. That's 2003. How old are you again? 32. Okay, oh, you just mad that I look so damn young. See, we got a camera now so y'all can see yeah, your boy, your boy. Yeah, I ain't got to say too much, you're different, Don't get upset with me, I got to get jeans Back to this old era.
Speaker 2:New era, here we go. But they're gone though. The superstars that we watched, the Kevin Durants, the LeBron James, the Carmelo Anthony he kind of passed on a little bit D-Wade.
Speaker 1:A lot of the players D-Wade, Steph.
Speaker 2:Steph was a little after him.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, he was a little after him. Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 3:He took him time to get on that level? Nope, nope, Nope. I wouldn't put KD in with LeBron.
Speaker 1:Dope. Yes, he does KD.
Speaker 3:I give mellow KD.
Speaker 2:You can't have a career without LeBron going back to back four years in a row. That's because later on that's later on in the career, though I'm just talking about when you think of 05, 06, 07.
Speaker 1:I wasn't saying just that you put that stipulation on them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the Aaron Ball. I said people, okay, I got you.
Speaker 1:Everybody died, everybody gone from them. Errors.
Speaker 2:It's only the Brian, it's only Brian, it's only Brian. And. Katie's like three years later, but they were the ones that we always watched their year knowing they was going to go, like if we, watching basketball five years ago, knew Brown was going to go to the finals. There was a time when you couldn't count Browns out of the finals. Yeah, there was all the time where we knew they were going. Now there's new era basketball. We got the Celtics with now Jason Tatum in there. They're going, and Anthony Edwards the way. Anthony.
Speaker 1:Edwards is basketball is like I'm toying with you. It's like you go with your little kids. I jump higher than you, but I let you pretend. That's how he's playing basketball, that's scary.
Speaker 2:I think Michael Jordan messed with Edward's mama because they kind of look alike. Oh my gosh, you put a 23 on that nigga's chest right now. He look just like him. Shave his head, shave his head, that's MJ. Dude, that's MJ. That's him right there, no bad. He's playing the way Donovan Mitchell played his first, second, third year in the league the spider, he ain't got the body like him, though no, but spider was post-Ryzen.
Speaker 1:He ain't got the body like him, though no, but Spider was posterizing. He was jumping out the gym, everybody in the first years Facts.
Speaker 2:He was jumping out the gym. He was scoring.
Speaker 1:He was going crazy. But the way Anthony Edwards is playing now is the way Ja was. I thought Ja was going to take over. To be honest, I thought Ja two years ago when Memphis was like number one seed before he got suspended. Sus, I thought John two years ago with Memphis was like number one seed. Before he got suspended I thought John John gonna come back. No, I'm saying he was just whooping everybody Like he was. As far as all the young people. He was the one but now he should look like the number one.
Speaker 2:He looks like. He look like that guy.
Speaker 1:And his shoes Dropped yesterday oh, you like them. It's not about what I like. He look like that guy and his shoes dropped yesterday oh, you like them. It's not about what I like.
Speaker 2:I like those Tatum shoes that he dropped.
Speaker 1:The coach says they like them, and when you are balling, it's all about the shoes.
Speaker 2:What do you say? It's all about the shoes. It's all about the shoes.
Speaker 1:Of course he's put on for the chocolate man. There you go. What, what? We stick together the fuck. No way, you're right.
Speaker 2:The chocolate man. Yeah, bro, y'all got a group chat.
Speaker 1:You got it there, right no?
Speaker 2:no, no.
Speaker 1:It's not group chasing, it's on WhatsApp.
Speaker 2:International. One thing I know with international is what they do out there in the DR. They put the phone up to you like WhatsApp. You have WhatsApp, whatsapp, that's how they talk to you. They don't know nothing else but WhatsApp. But no, I think one of the space workers you got to think the Lakers literally just got beat 4-1 and then the Suns got swept. So we're in a space now where our favorite basketball players that we saw growing up, steph Curry, got beat in a play-in tournament.
Speaker 1:He didn't get the chance to get in he out.
Speaker 2:He gone. That's what I was saying. Bryce is sad. It's like now it's going to be a new era of younger stars. I a new era of younger stars. I like it. I think the NBA is one of the best organizations, so I think they're always going to be able to have young stars. I think I don't know what LeBron's going to do. I hope he goes and plays with his son. Maybe he was in the press conference. He was like, hey, I'm not going to answer that right now, I don't want to do this right now.
Speaker 1:With regards, I don't think LeBron retires without a farewell tour.
Speaker 2:Facts. He's going to do what everybody else did he's going to make it known this is my last run and come see me.
Speaker 1:I hope it's not next year, because LeBron's my favorite player and I've never seen LeBron he's my favorite player.
Speaker 2:I've never seen him play. I've been to Memphis.
Speaker 1:I want to see him play, but I don't want to see him play on a fairway tour because the tickets are going to be $1 million.
Speaker 2:A nigga might get shot in Memphis for them tickets. That's why I wouldn't see them at Memphis. He put $35 on them, niggas.
Speaker 1:No, I'm going to put $20 away in my pocket every week to go to the Lakers opening game the. Lakers yeah, I think it's going to be the Lakers. I don't believe he. I don't know if he he's not going to retire, but I don't honestly believe he will leave the Lakers Because I don't know if LeBron is going to come into the league yet. I don't know if somebody's junior, I don't know if someone's going to actually draft him.
Speaker 2:If they got a chance for LeBron James. I believe they might, If they think they got a chance to pick LeBron?
Speaker 1:I think they will, but then does LeBron and Salidas transfer trades?
Speaker 2:He's an unrestricted free agent.
Speaker 1:He's an unrestricted free agent, sure, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think he's going to say listen, darvin Ham, I don't feel like having a new head coach. Fuck this shit, I don't want another head coach. D-lo is crying like a bitch this nigga, this nigga. What's his name? What's a big talk.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you he's going to go with some weird ass team bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like the fucking I don't know, it's going to be weird, it's going to be weird. It's going to be some team win.
Speaker 1:It's going to be like Michael Jordan going to the Wizards.
Speaker 2:That was weird, so he might go to the Hawks. The Magic. That's another young team, though I can't see LeBron.
Speaker 1:How are the Broncos going there? It's LeBron. He might go back to the Heat. You can't play with somebody who he might go to the Browns. You can't play with somebody who you might go to the Nets. Ooh, that's a weird team too. The Nets draft Bronny Jr. I mean, they got the capital to do it because they ain't got a reach To draft Bronny Jr.
Speaker 2:They ain't got. A reach they ain't got a reach First off.
Speaker 1:we didn't see the draft order Right now.
Speaker 2:They got some niggas from out of the country coming Because, to be honest, I'd probably say he goes top five.
Speaker 1:Really, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:Forget the talent. It's not up to him.
Speaker 2:It ain't about talent.
Speaker 1:It's for the next three years. They know they get that nigga daddy, he don't get so much money, people want to see him.
Speaker 1:How many times has that first first round Is famed out? Anyways, what's the likelihood Of you getting the Ron James and his son and you giving him An opportunity To train his son With professional Trainers, with professional Equipment, for a time? For a time, yeah, and LeBron May pay Two years To be this son. Yeah, how much money are you going to make in two years? And then the idea of LeBron doing a fairway tour in your jersey.
Speaker 2:In your jersey, yeah, that season alone.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, bro, if it ain't one or two or three. I'm drafting LeBron in top five, I don't care what his talent is. There's no one in the league that can possibly remotely do for my franchise what Brian can do. That's the facts.
Speaker 2:It's going to be different. It's definitely going to be out and I think it's smart for marketing. It's definitely smart, so they need to do it for marketing. Don't matter if you don't get a championship, you have LeBron James on here. He's going to go as an alumni for your team. He's going to have a jersey. You're going to put his jersey up. You're going to retire his jersey. You got his son. His son is going to play. You're going to have a chance Bruh.
Speaker 1:Cleveland Browns show up every year and say we're going to win. The Dallas Cowboys show up every year, yeah, and the fans say this is going to win, so winning a championship is extremely hard.
Speaker 1:It's about the money, the money, it's the money and that's why I'm telling you some owners are going to realize, like bro, the dividends on it. Like if I draft LeBron Jr, he can't go nowhere else. Nope, he don't have to come here, he has to come here. So if LeBron James ever wants to make his reality true a play, he has to come here. Facts. And then I'm going to sign him to a superstar. Sign LeBron.
Speaker 2:James to a superstar Big deal. Big money. Lock him ass in. You hear nigga. You hear Nigga. He ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1:You hear, he ain't going nowhere. You ain't going nowhere. Four years, $20-something million, something. You here, you ain't going nowhere. You here, brian, how much you want, I can't get you $30. I ain't got nothing. I got you $20. What you mean, I ain't got nothing for you.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm talking about, nigga.
Speaker 1:Your son here, your son here he don't know. Captain. You said this is it, my dog them driveway shots is cool. I got you. This ain't never happened in history. And who else Nobody?
Speaker 2:We've had sons playing, being coached by their dad. We've had sons going on the same team. We ain't never had them playing with each other.
Speaker 1:On a professional level and he's the greatest of all time. This is the best. That's, bro, what I'm getting excited thinking about something that may not happen.
Speaker 3:I'm going to buy a jersey If someone is watching this video tell them Bronny needs to go top three, top four.
Speaker 2:If you're smart get him. I don't care if he don't. I don't care if he averages five a game I averages five a game.
Speaker 1:I don't care if he goes to the G League, the Development League, china, overseas.
Speaker 2:Hong Kong. Better go get him, because it's going to be the biggest thing for your market and for your value and don't let it be a big market. That's why the Lakers make sensible with everything going on. I'd love to see him go back to Cleveland, do a farewell, back in fucking Cleveland, dale, go crazy out there. He comes back home and then you get his son and then you're in the East.
Speaker 1:I'd be an asshole if Big Brother James didn't want to pick. I'd be done Greg Oden. Let's not talk about all the picks. We just knew it was going to be the best.
Speaker 2:Let's not talk about All the picks. We just knew it was gonna be the best. Let's not talk about the nigga that was Brown. He was so trash Kwame.
Speaker 1:Brown yeah, let's not talk about Number ones Not panning out For whatever reason. It may be, it's okay then Brown can do it.
Speaker 2:They better do it. I wanna Speaking on basketball. I want you know real quick, cause we were talking about parlays and niggas fucking up my parlays. Jonte Porter, the Jonte.
Speaker 3:Idiot.
Speaker 2:Slow ass man my brother.
Speaker 1:A nigga slow. At least you could have got a burner iPhone in your sister's name. Somebody, Granny. And have her put her ID in email Somebody. But your ass kept your own account. I've done that shit.
Speaker 2:I got a burner account, nigga. You think my granny be on FanDuel? Nigga, I'm on that shit.
Speaker 1:Come on, man, you couldn't take it for $20,000 profit.
Speaker 2:It wasn't nothing. $30,000, maybe it wasn't nothing.
Speaker 1:You making millions. Wow, my brother, you get donkey of the week, donkey of the year, donkey of the year.
Speaker 2:Donkey of the year. That was slow, there's no way possible. And that lets me know. I think this shit is rigged. What is rigged? I think this fan duel and gambling, and I love to gamble. I have a gambling problem.
Speaker 1:I know you didn't think that Las Vegas Was built because the gamblers win. Of course we don't win, but y'all don't win that Las Vegas was built because the Gamers win. Of course we don't win, but Y'all don't win, the house wins. When we do win, it feels good 90% of the time. He said the Gamers win.
Speaker 2:Yes, it's rigged, 100%, it's rigged. These players are out here. He sold the game. He better get his goddamn team.
Speaker 1:Now listen the other 449 players, because 449 people in the NBA don't do that, because they realize you can't win millions on fucking FanDuel that your contract is going to pay you for this one season.
Speaker 2:For one season to play a hoop, but you want to be on that because you got that dick shit.
Speaker 1:He's going to pay you 2.5.
Speaker 2:He was supposed to call a hoop, but you wanted to be on that because you got an addiction. He's going to pay you 2.5. Yeah, he was supposed to call that number, that 1-800 number, that he tell y'all to call.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got help gambling on me. He was supposed to call that number.
Speaker 2:There's no way that's crazy. How you going, at least some family members. You supposed to bet on the other team? Hey, cuz I know you finna go for 15 tonight. I need you to stop at 17, though I got your under tonight.
Speaker 1:Bet we lose today, and then you go out with Tim.
Speaker 2:That shit crazy and I be taking this shit rig. Bro. Fan, do some hoes. They be doing some bullshit. Fan, do some shit like the other night I don't know if you gamble. The other night Portis got ejected out the game. In the Milwaukee game the whole world, I know, put him for eight rebounds because Giannis is hurt. There was nobody else to get the boards. Eight rebounds is good. Everybody bet went out, Nobody bet that nigga to go under and FanDuel knew that and that's why they called that and said eject him. And that be the rigged shit I be talking about Because it wasn't.
Speaker 3:Huh. I stopped, you stopped, I can't stop. I think it was Chris Middleton. We had Chris Middleton like 12 points Easy Halftime. He got 10. Easy, so we like he's definitely getting this Half time come back. I'm talking about middle of the game. They still got his line on there. Half time come back. Third quarter start. They say Chris Middleton won't be playing the rest of the game.
Speaker 2:He not hurt.
Speaker 3:He just not playing. That's that bullshit. That be that bullshit.
Speaker 1:I don't know why y'all still trust it, but I need to call that number. I got another buddy who goes and plays his number Every night. You know what? He tell me the same thing. You can't even win if you don't play. I said damn, that's a good marketer, they got you too. Huh, he picked us up. I left him alone.
Speaker 3:It's a addiction. His family won the lottery. I ain't tried, though. I'd rather bet a motherfucker on some points Before I put it's an addiction.
Speaker 2:I ain't trying to be a friend. His family won the lottery. I ain't trying to, you ain't trying, I ain't trying. I'd rather bet a motherfucker on some points before I put some numbers together. I just can't. I'd rather bet watching it, because if I go home and watch the little Powerball go this little number 744.
Speaker 1:I'm like nigga, this shit not even close to this shit.
Speaker 2:I get mad as hell.
Speaker 1:I'd rather go to the casino and play black and red all night.
Speaker 2:Black and red, or shoot some.
Speaker 1:That's a 50% every time.
Speaker 2:That's better. It's a different type of gamble. That's fun. I like that Shoot some craps or play with the cards. I just can't go and pay for a piece of paper that's going to luckily draw some numbers and that number don't come. Don't come, but to each his own, whatever gets you going. Speaking of cash bags, the last topic we had on sports is, of course, haney getting his ass beat by my boy, garcia.
Speaker 1:First off, shout out to my guy Garcia Way to tap that ass. No, did he? I don't know bro. No, no, way to tap that Ass. No, diddy, I don't. No Bruh, no, no, diddy, your ass got tapped. Oh, paper view, my guy, big money. Uh, there's the shit that blew my mind About the entire fight. It I don't know who was worse Ryan, uh Haney or Uh Spence. That hurt to see both of these great fighters of this caliber because I can understand the loss, but both of y'all went in there and got destroyed. I think Spence, he took a more, spence got lumped up. Spence took a worse beating Facts. But Haney, you're 31-0 and four division champion. You bragged about beating another, but you, you, you look like you was outclassed 100%.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that man was bigger than him, not by a little, that man was bigger than him for real. No hydration clause. That man came over in weight and that's why I knew and I made a bet on fans. I still got it. I made a bet on fans. I said Ryan going to win Because he came over weight and they said, well, hey, he ain't going to lose none of his belts. I said, man, this guy that makes a kid, don't give a fuck about them belts. Now he's going to whoop that ass.
Speaker 1:He didn't have any belts.
Speaker 2:He didn't have no belts because he didn't make the weight so he was like fuck it. He didn't give a fuck about winning. He came in there Because he put Three million, he put money on himself and I like that. I like seeing that About him, that he believed in himself. He played crazy. Wasn't shit wrong With that motherfucker?
Speaker 1:First off, me doing boxing. I know that it's selling the fight. It's selling the fight Right. Second of all, there's definitely A strategic move From coming in Of a weight, because Because, of that. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Just off the line and got way more energy.
Speaker 1:You don't have to train as hard To get the last three pounds.
Speaker 2:I don't think I understand.
Speaker 1:How hard it is to lose three pounds Instantly. I'm talking about sauna suits, 24 hours, boxing. You're dead, nothing, you can't even sip any water. You're pissing, you're pissing. You're dead, nothing, you can't even Sip any water. You're pissing, you're pissing. You're literally. It's literally In person. When we're Walking up to the Do the weigh in Holding you To fuck up. Holding you up, bro. It's bad. You guys Only see the last 10 seconds Of them Standing up and walking up To the man and they're putting hands up with their push and shoving.
Speaker 2:But as soon as they get off that stage, they eat a good steak they're going to go eat. You don't understand and have water. Eat and water and no sex. Eat water, no sex, and they're good 20 pounds one day. There used to be a rule in boxing.
Speaker 1:We used to call it and water and no sex. Eat water, no sex, and they're good 20 pounds one day.
Speaker 2:There used to be a rule in boxing. We used to call it the rule where you get your girl. We called it the Bill Cosby, oh Lord. Basically, when you got a dragger, that's what they're doing to a boxer they're dragging him up there and getting him ready because he cannot walk. He has to stand up.
Speaker 1:Why you couldn't give me a little phrase.
Speaker 2:You didn't know how to have the brain. That's what they were doing to the boxers.
Speaker 1:No one can give you. That's not a visual. You can talk in here. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:It's not a good one. I apologize, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:That's not a good one. I apologize, that is terrible. I'm gonna give you the Bill Cosby To drag you.
Speaker 3:Cause.
Speaker 2:Now you think it's sexual and it's that's what happens After you get Bill Cosby you be fucked up and you can't walk. That's what happens At the boxers when they weigh in they can't walk. Somebody's helping there. They stand okay. Sometimes they even have to weigh them with no drawers on. So hey, listen, put the towel over me. I need all this weight shit. So I believe definitely, I believe definitely. It was a good fight. I definitely want to see him fight Javante at the same weight it won't happen, I know it, I know he won't.
Speaker 1:he's first off the other saying take his five, five, crazy short little nigga, this man. Six, five, eleven, yeah, I don't think I understand. Tank is 5'5". Correct, he's a short little nigga. This man is 6'5". I don't think I understand. That way is different, I know.
Speaker 2:He can't meet 145. He better not Hell no, he better not.
Speaker 1:Tank is another level. He is Fast speed power, but the thing is he can take a punch. He's a little fast speed punchy, but the thing is he can take a punch he can. Secondly, the reason why Haney and Garcia are not on a level of tank is that he makes you pay for every mistake.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he got the power.
Speaker 1:Every time you make a mistake, pow he gonna hit you. That's what happened with Ryan the first time. Every single time.
Speaker 2:I love the way Ryan Looked at this fight and I got you. I just love to see Ryan At this weight.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. Ryan was too little. He don't need to fight in that weight.
Speaker 1:It was wild For him to get in that way. It does make this sense. We too little.
Speaker 2:the same way, it's wild, it was wild for him to get in that ring with that man like that. That was a disadvantage. With no hydration clause you're going to get in the ring with that man? No, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1:Devin buffed up too. Devin was at 160. Facts you know, but you can't go in 165 and Devin is 130.
Speaker 2:130,. Yeah, it wasn't going to go like that.
Speaker 1:I still think Devin hits him because he still makes the same mistake. He's still coming to aggressive.
Speaker 2:He's still going to come into aggressive, yeah, and he's still going to show a problem and he's still the guy to drop.
Speaker 1:He got the left hand Exactly. It was way going off of him. I feel you and, like Devin said, hit all day long, but what you going to do?
Speaker 2:when you get hit, you ain't going to do shit, but drop.
Speaker 1:I can't wait.
Speaker 2:So much good stuff coming out this year, guys, I really can't wait. Go ahead and drop into our first segment of the day.
Speaker 1:Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
Speaker 2:Sports is always good. I love talking sports y'all. What we got first, Chris.
Speaker 1:Brown versus Quavo Some music.
Speaker 2:Oh God, jesus Quavo, listen that diss track. Let's get into diss tracks and music. Right now. Chris Brown talks some crazy shit. I mean it's over a female Right, always it's over a female, it. It's over a female. It's over a Karushi the Rushi Good coochie. Karushi, she gotta have some good coochie. Because the way that Chris Brown was back in that studio about that man Quavo saying wish it would have been him and this, this and this, I said damn.
Speaker 1:That was so personal. I loved it. When he said that first time, when he even brought up Take Off's name, I was like I didn't like that, but I helped my breath. I heard something else. I did too. Dean was like we all wish it was you. I was like oh shit, Wait a minute. Why are you there, Chris? You know what? You know what? Fuck it, Shit, Fuck it.
Speaker 2:Fuck it.
Speaker 1:I don't hate and wish death on nobody, but God damn, if we going there, we playing bandanas on we going there. If you going to do it, do it. We ain't going to T-Town Nothing Shit. I did not like Quavo's response. I I like Quavo's response. I feel that Chris Brown came in First. I pause. I'm a Chris Brown friend, chris.
Speaker 1:Brown has always been rapping. Chris Brown is one of those people. If you have one of his homies, everybody has one. The one homie that, anything he does, he's always good at it. That's Chris Brown.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:We all have that one friend backflip in a three basketball football playing. That's Chris Brown. He basketball rap, singing anything, he's good at it, he's good at it. So when he started rapping he spent that fire. I knew that Quavo did not have the lyrical, the speed, the range. He didn't have that before, to come back for that.
Speaker 2:I was like well damn, Got bodied by a singing, that's crazy. Got bodied by a singing nigga. Hi, Drake and Chris.
Speaker 1:Brown right here Singing their way into this track.
Speaker 2:Well, speaking of this track, when you said Drake, I got to let you know this. Can we talk about last time? You know they never fired back. I don't know, man, that euphoria, that thing. Kendrick came back right.
Speaker 1:First of all, what we're not going to do is we're going to give Drake his due response.
Speaker 2:I told you what was it? Major pay some fucking peace. Major pay some fucking peace.
Speaker 1:I told y'all that he was going to pay something that was going to be catchy.
Speaker 2:It was. I told y'all that he was going to play something that was going to be catchy. It was, it was. I told y'all it was.
Speaker 1:Online. I told y'all. He's going to reply. Everyone's going to say he won and even with this it's all different. It's good music. I'm excited about the beef because we are getting new songs.
Speaker 2:Good music, it's dropping leaks, it's coming. It getting these songs Good music. It's dropping leaks, it's coming. It's real shit. It's good music Because what you thought Right now from the ones we've got, like that Euphoria, and then, of course, with Drake, the drop. What is it the drop? And give me the drop and the push-ups, the push-ups, which is cool because he took shots. What do you like?
Speaker 1:I would say it's even right now. I like that. I would say it's even. It's an even fight, because he didn't come straight at him in the first one he was a straight shooter.
Speaker 1:Drake came straight at him. But then Drake came back with the foolery on the social media of the Maracho band. That's another level of penance. He a troll, he a troll. That's another level of literally creative as shit and funny as shit. Everybody ain't the gangbanger in the crew, but there's some niggas in the crew. They will roast your ass up and they always think I be the same person, but they get on your ass. So K-Dot, he came back with some Extreme fire today.
Speaker 2:The beat fire, the beat pause.
Speaker 1:You feel me Respect the beats, cause this nigga dropped like 16 beats In his one song, in his one song, man Every 30 seconds.
Speaker 2:But the first part was I was like when I first heard it I said man, this shit corny as fuck when I was first hearing it. And then that motherfucker went Beep, beep, beep, beep. I said what the fuck? Hold on, that motherfucking dropped that motherfucking. Shoo, shoo, shoo. I said hold the fuck up, that motherfucking dropped that.
Speaker 2:Nigga said that Michael Jackson, that Joey Jackson. I said oh goddamn, that beat went in that shit. Play that shit on Spade the way you want to. That shit was fire, fired, came out bumped. So I like what they got going on, but do you guys feel like that the beef sometimes can be for the wrong reasons? Like I know, there's an article, a video I saw where the baby was talking about dude had a beef, one have a beef with him and he was like hey, man, we should have a beef, we should start it, get some good publicity, good numbers. And the baby was like I can't do that. And the baby came out on the video, on the interview, and said he couldn't do it because he felt like it was corny to. You know that ain't him. He felt like he would be attacking a person. I thought that was some real shit because I feel like a lot of times, beefs are stirred up for just one thing publicity.
Speaker 1:I think everything is done strategically. If it's done strategically, if we're first off, if Nacho B said something or you get interviewed yeah man, I didn't like this song. It kind of bit off my song and that part gets snippet type shit. But they ain't paid all the 10 seconds, but I still bump that shit, I still bump that shit.
Speaker 1:It's so sad. Come on, I said hit it. I'm just wishing they don't bump that shit. I still bump that shit. You still say that shit. Come on, I say hit it. I'm just wishing they don't pay that shit. So most things, everything's a miscommunication, misunderstanding. I thought you said what's your perspective was not my perspective. But Sando, absolutely. I'm in business. Everything has to be done with purpose, marketing and ads. So we're going to create a beef why not? We ain't going to actually kill each other. We ain't going to really fight. Secondly, you ain't going to suck my mama. You ain't robbing nobody. I know you ain't fucking my bitch. Even if you have, I'll probably fuck your bitch. My bitch ain't got no brand of coochie Coochie pre-owned too Couchy. So we all you know what I'm saying we all in the same couchy. You feel me? My dick used to go straight and now he go left. It don't matter, it's all pre-owned.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's true, we, you can't you know what I'm saying, so you know I think. I think it's good beef.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I feel like it's exciting, for Don't care about who you are In the Like that verse he said he'll dis Melly Mel if he have to. Damn. Listen, I'm trying to tell you Dis Melly Mel is crazy, it's crazy. He created hip-hop. He created hip-hop. He said he'll dis the creator of hip-hop.
Speaker 2:He said I'm gonna fuck.
Speaker 3:He really don't care about Drake J Cole, not him.
Speaker 2:No, you niggas and I respect that Drake.
Speaker 3:He more of a hit maker. I'm not looking for Drake with a rap beef Drake not coming as hard as people say. I've been seeing a lot of people on Instagram and stuff today talking about Kendrick Lamar. He was lame. He was lame. He was like no, you're just a big Drake fan. You just don't listen to Kendrick Lamar Facts, that's what it is. If you listen to hard part one, two, three, four, five man you know Kendrick this people. That's what he do. That's what he does Drake. He gonna make something you can dance to.
Speaker 3:And that's what Kendrick said yeah, he like Drake when he making the little singing song.
Speaker 2:I like it too.
Speaker 3:I like it too. It's good music.
Speaker 1:Drake got shot on the grass. He got a thug. It be coming to one Facts, double entendre they never throw a fit like they did. See, I don't like you doing it, nigga. I was chilling, I was in you made me do this. Nigga, it ain't my fault, it's your fault. You and Meek Mill were bored. Meek Mill got to tweet. He's like hey, I can't tell you my name, I don't like to be here.
Speaker 2:I swear he want to be Tootsie sliding, or you feel me, this nigga want to Fuck somebody's wife, this nigga want to do Some other shit. He is not trying To be this problem, he is not trying to be For GK Dawg.
Speaker 3:I always thought it was weird, though he made a song with J Cole. I was like when Kendrick at he made a song or something.
Speaker 2:They didn't write that nigga.
Speaker 3:They said hey, bro, you can't make it to the studio. That's not Phil.
Speaker 2:I wanted to see it. That's something I think is going to happen. It might not happen now. Who?
Speaker 3:It might be five years from now. It's going to happen. It's going to happen.
Speaker 2:Joy and K-Dawg, it's going to come out no K-Daw, it ain't happening.
Speaker 1:So they can go through it, the Jerky Pusha T song ain't happening now, oh well, I am. Who wanted a new Pusha T. That's why they beefed though.
Speaker 2:No, I ain't gonna go away. They ain't gonna ever do a song together. Fuck that Pusha T, fuck that nigga Nigga.
Speaker 1:Pusha T. Hey, as a DJ, have you ever heard someone say, exactly, I ain't got to finish my sentence? Don't do that. I really want to make your.
Speaker 3:Ain't nobody fucking with my clit?
Speaker 1:I'm going to say it, I'm going to be mean. This is off the topic. What's up? It's about Eminem, what's up? That's why I don't call Eminem the greatest, why is that. No one will ever come and request him.
Speaker 2:If you're in Detroit, they might, that's about it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:In Detroit.
Speaker 1:Everyone knows If I miss him.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna miss him. I'm gonna miss him, I'm gonna miss him.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna miss him.
Speaker 1:What, what you saying Put that away.
Speaker 2:Please stand up. Please stand up. That shit right there used to be jamming, though I don't give a fuck Listen.
Speaker 1:So I'm saying and they still get requested Facts, they still get requested. Put that dude in with them. All you put that.
Speaker 2:You know that you got every white man in that goddamn club. My arms are sweaty, knees weak, palms are hurting.
Speaker 1:They feel like they know the whole words.
Speaker 2:They in there, white black. They don't say nigga in that song. One time they going crazy, you put that song on that song and Bon Jovi living on the prayer might be the white man's anthems.
Speaker 1:They ready to Damn the fact that you are a black hip hop DJ. I would assume you play for black people as well. I do, okay, so majority of my events are for black people.
Speaker 2:They are for black folk. But sometimes I got to get with my fellow white folk. My fellow white folk love when I get them in there and get them right and sometimes they want to hear a little bit a little bit of tips. What's the new song? My man's got. What's the new song? One, two, three, four. I don't four that jump bumping Let me tell you something. Oh, my, that jump is bumping. Let me tell you something I play that.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That shit is wild. Hey, listen to me. I didn't understand. Somebody caught in. I wasn't hip, I ain't gonna lie the whole DJ. I wasn't hip. Hey, play going to lie the whole DJ. I wasn't hip. They're like hey, play this song. I'm like what's this nigga name? I'm over here, I'm in Nashville, tennessee. Now we're in country music. But then I was like I got to be careful, I'm downtown. If I'm downtown DJ in Nashville Because you know, the club owners in downtown Nashville.
Speaker 2:They want you to play certain shit. They don't want you to play the music that we want to play. So I was downtown and I'm over here and on Brian, I'm over here and a dude came up and he put this up and he said play this song. Right here, I'm trying to read the name. Who this nigga? I'm like, okay, I got you know where I can download any song.
Speaker 2:I put that mug up and I'm like, okay, okay. I'm like, okay, I'm listening in my ears so I can figure out what I'm going to blend it with. I'm like, okay, I can word play the word tipsy. All right, chingy, okay, maybe I can do that, maybe I can do this. All right, boom. So then I put it on. That mug was bumping and I ran it back with no mix. I said, hey, we're going to run this back one more time again.
Speaker 2:Everybody in drinking whiskey having a good time. So for me, music like that's timeless. That's a great song. And I feel like, as a DJ, when you bring up songs like Pusha T, like who's going to play the new Pusha T when we talk about him? I don't know if he's going to have a long career, but that's going to be one of them songs we're going to go back and we're going to remember that song 10 years from now Because the shit right there is like it's good. So I like music like that. I feel like music like that is timeless and we got to keep on as a DJ. As DJs, we got to bump shit like that in the demographics we be in. Speaking of music industry and music and being funny, I want to get on a relationship right now. I don't know how realistic. This is. The next segment Ruby Rose, rose and Drewski. Why is everybody so upset with that?
Speaker 2:I'm not upset, let me tell you something? I want to talk about it.
Speaker 3:As a member of the large community, I'm with you, large and funny. If you large and funny, you can have whoever you want. Factual.
Speaker 2:It's a fact. It's a fact, a good friend of mine.
Speaker 3:He told me, if you can make her laugh and giggle, you can make it clap and jiggle. I like that. Put that on a shirt and that's a fact. If you can laugh, it don't matter if you're ugly. When she laugh her eyes closed. It's a fact Ready to flip. So I feel like it's a real relationship.
Speaker 2:I like that hey put that on a goddamn t-shirt right now.
Speaker 1:I need one Always be funny.
Speaker 3:Say it again If you can win, if you can make a laugh and giggle, you can make it clap and jiggle. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, see, I heard the clap and wiggle, but you know people just ain't that. That's about all you can do.
Speaker 2:I think that's a good point, because I feel like at the end of the day, he is funny. And growing up in school, you know, I got bigger. Growing, like you know, in my adult I was always small. I used to talk about fat people, so for me I used to be like damn, like the fat guys were typically. Now I'm a big guy. We were funny, they could have jokes, they knew how to smile, they know how to Dress really well Too.
Speaker 1:They usually keep up With themselves, you know. Man if y'all don't Stop this, cap Ain't no Cap. She is not with this man Because he's funny and big Cause of that Bang. That's the qualification Number one. You can do it. Qualification number Two and three what's that Is? You gotta be Something else. Handsome, just be an alright looking guy. Endure Enlarge you got to be something else with the money.
Speaker 2:And he got the money.
Speaker 1:He's funny. He's funny, he got nice teeth now.
Speaker 2:And guess what he is? He's not a bad looking guy, he's a good fortune. Guess what? He's a good fortune.
Speaker 1:I'm going to tell you one thing about everybody. I'll tell you one thing about everybody. It's going to blow your mind If you think about this. Listen, you're not ugly, you're just poe. That's it. That's true, everybody. You don't have enough money for your skin, your teeth to get done, your hair to get done. You don't have enough money for the clothes, the makeup. You don't have enough money for the camera, the phone, the post- look, that's it. True. So is it real love or is it fake? Real love, man, it's a real booty call.
Speaker 2:Bro, if y'all realize these hoes are not yours, it's just your turn, it's your turn.
Speaker 1:It's your turn, it's your turn, big fella. Only woman that stay are the woman that stay.
Speaker 2:Because Ruby Rose is a bad bitch, that's a bad bitch, and if she don't stay, she don't stay, she's a bad bitch.
Speaker 1:You know what I told? You know how you like his clap and jiggle Uh-huh. Oh, this is going to suck For every bad bitch. There's a nigga sick of fucking her.
Speaker 2:Let that sink in.
Speaker 1:For every bad bitch it's a what For every bad bitch? I ain't talking fast, y'all listen slow. Okay, For every bad bitch there's a nigga that is sick of fucking her. That's real, she a bad bitch from the outside, but her car dirty, her feet stained. She don't clean, no attitudes, damn.
Speaker 1:Listen, y'all don't think that just because you pre-don't know, I don't mean you got all the other good qualifications. What makes you a good relationship partner, a good girlfriend, a good spouse. You may be an attention whore, you may be a, a hoarder, you may be a horrible person. Your morals and minds may not lie, so I don't care how high you are, big booty, pretty face. Give me a solid six With love and caring To go rub my big toe at night time. A solid six With love and caring Gonna rub my big toe at night time.
Speaker 3:A solid six.
Speaker 1:A solid six.
Speaker 2:Give me a solid six.
Speaker 1:Solid six. Add on that great personality, add on the loyalty, add on the gym. Now you out, ready to go, take you inwards, cause you can't put no money On the table. Facts and your girl not spend it. They ain't your girl. They ain't your girl she be, show her, it's my hoe.
Speaker 2:I hope, I think. I think it's gonna come down To uh, I don't think it's fake, I think there is some. I gotta see them kiss first Before I have to believe anything, bro. They, they ain't fucking first before I have to believe anything. They fucking two of you, bro. Let me see them kissing. Let me see them kissing. Let me see a pregnancy test come up and I'll believe it. If one of the two come up, then I'm with you.
Speaker 1:If you rich as a woman, who you gonna fuck?
Speaker 2:Gonna fuck rich niggas probably.
Speaker 1:There you go. How many rich niggas are there?
Speaker 2:These bitches be acting like there's a whole bunch Of rich niggas.
Speaker 1:No, no, let's be 100, though. I mean, there's a whole bunch Of niggas driving these cars.
Speaker 2:I got one of them there ain't too many Niggas driving Teslas and there ain't too many.
Speaker 1:Teslas, shit. I'm 60 nigga, but there ain't too many Nigg. Exactly, I'm with you. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I guess you know Women claim they want niggas To spend that money. So I feel like he's spending a bag on her and they off the jokes. The jokes is what Got him in the dough, see.
Speaker 1:The bag is only For the brokies Right.
Speaker 2:She ain't broke. She got her own bag.
Speaker 1:I'm telling y'all, y'all thinking y'all on standards and with social media. Nah, if you date a woman with some money, she does not ask for your money. It's the weirdest thing ever. Y'all will go to restaurants. She may pay, because money doesn't mean that to her.
Speaker 1:You date a woman who's broke she don't always want you for every donut, water bottle, gas stations, gas, come out your pocket Dead woman with money. It's a whole different vibe. Now I'm not saying I'm not saying that she's being a sugar baby, but bro, just doing things in life, she done bought Tickets. Now, hey, we going to see Some movie next Saturday. How much is it? Oh, I got the tickets. It is different. So when you date Rue Rose, she already got a belt. I already got 20 purses. You gonna go buy me another purse? Yeah, bitch, I got 20 pairs of you know what I'm saying. So I think it can be love because he got money. I like it.
Speaker 2:I hope it is, I hope it's real love. He out there twirling, looking happy, so I like that this nigga mad.
Speaker 1:Nigga's getting unlimited booty. Now he got to get one. This nigga is mad. It's Ruby, though it's Ruby.
Speaker 2:Oh, who is this? It's Ruby. It's Ruby baby Speaking of, before we go to the no thinking cap of the day, who was your favorite porn star growing up?
Speaker 1:You know what's crazy? We were talking about this two days ago with my buddies and I said who did? I say, First off, the head giver. Why do we ask these questions? It's weird.
Speaker 2:I just came up with something about Ruby.
Speaker 1:God, what's her name? She's light-skinned.
Speaker 2:super head, Super head, she's light-skinned super head, super head, oh, freak-ass nigga.
Speaker 1:Her name was super head. Oh, bro, she gave every celebrity head bro On camera. She gave bro. Lord have mercy man. Lord have mercy bro. Why are we talking about these guys In the room right now?
Speaker 2:It's okay. No, it's not okay. It's okay.
Speaker 1:No, now we all Think about sex, and it's three guys.
Speaker 2:And no women. That is a terrible Combination.
Speaker 3:I ain't thinking about Sex.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking about the porn stars.
Speaker 3:I stopped thinking. You stopped thinking About the porn stars. I don't think.
Speaker 1:I'm not. We bring in women. I get excited. I don't know what y'all doing.
Speaker 2:Did you have a favorite one?
Speaker 1:I apologize, my brother. I apologize, I envy you Me too, you don't have to do what we do we always got five in.
Speaker 3:I know that's kind of crazy, but I don't I like the pinky Cherokee Fucking goddamn.
Speaker 1:Britney Pinky was fired too. She was fired.
Speaker 2:Fat ass Pinky. She's bad, but I like Cherokee, though Cherokee had a big old ass, pinky huge now I still slug her. I don't see.
Speaker 1:I put two arms in her. Damn. Yeah, I put two arms in her. Damn. Yeah, you know, I put two arms in Pinky.
Speaker 2:And now, like the, you know the local, like the, ones now the local ones, not local, I'm sorry, I don't mean the local ones, but the like what I mean by local. Like the ones that are out now, like Brittany Reiner, what are you doing?
Speaker 1:Like Brittany Reiner. Is it not the basketball player she?
Speaker 2:do some freaky things on OnlyFans.
Speaker 1:What are you, the 6'11" Girl we see Britney Spears no, not Britney Reiner, no, britney. Reiner, yeah, reiner, the one that PJ Washington, britney Reiner.
Speaker 2:Reiner, reiner. Okay, not Reiner, we ain't talking about the one that was out there in Russia, dog, that one, it was.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about the bitch. Jazz, why you? Watch that man what you doing, bucko Nah cuz Britney.
Speaker 2:yeah, her, the one PJ watches baby mama. They like to go tricking. That's weird. And what's her name? Tiana.
Speaker 1:Trump. That's weird, why that's who you watch.
Speaker 2:I like her and Tiana Trump. Hell yeah, you don't like Tiana.
Speaker 1:Trump no, I have real women In life, oh my god, I mean Dutch.
Speaker 2:Fuck, I'm telling my secrets, man Teyon Trump.
Speaker 1:Anyway, guys, y'all, I apologize hey. Hey Y'all, listen, don't judge bucko.
Speaker 2:Anyway, hey y'all know, teyon Trump, teyon Trump, you see this.
Speaker 1:We in our city. I'll bite that motherfucker, you ready.
Speaker 2:But um, no, Uh. Next I wanna go to no. This we didn't understand. Bite that motherfucker your ass. But no. Next I want to go to the no Thing Capitol Day. Y'all don't know who T Young Trump is, Wow.
Speaker 1:No, I know who T Young Trump is, but I don't know I'm buckling right now.
Speaker 2:You're gonna let her suck your dick? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:I, this is my buddy, and we gotta go 40 more years. What you talking?
Speaker 2:about my penis, okay, your penis but Tiana Trump said she's willing to come in here right now. And Because?
Speaker 1:I got a local that's like Five minutes under the weight. You know what I'm saying? Ain't nobody here DMs. Right, you know what I'm saying? Ain't nobody here DMs. You know what I'm saying? For some reason it's like my dirty drawers. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:Who do y'all think cap today your?
Speaker 1:ass is nasty Me, I'm the nasty one.
Speaker 2:We talking about porn, no thinking cap who we got.
Speaker 1:Oh, we know, no more. Alright, no thinking cap. No, I can't get out. No thinking cap on the day man Nibble on Little Boy Ear and World Slickers Championship. Yeah, my man's personally.
Speaker 2:You see the video. The dude that, the dude that the slicker. It was weird as fuck. Have you seen the video? No, you should look up the video. You should look it up right now. It's on Twitter. Let me look it up right now. It's a dude. Oh, it's on Twitter. Hold on, let me look it up. Yes, so we went on and Ha.
Speaker 1:Saw that good old video right there. That that was disturbing, was it Very much? No, like that's Scary Because we caught him like On the angle. That nigga see that you know what I'm saying. I'm laughing not because of the situation, because I'll be trying to get an extra squeeze around my girl when no one's around and we do it and he get caught by somebody like, ah he got me. This man tried to do a little. That nigga did the trying. Ah you got me, this man tried to do a little.
Speaker 2:That nigga did the.
Speaker 1:He did the Sons of Lame and then realized we were national television dude Like what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2:That nigga said I need some fava beans.
Speaker 1:What happened to him? What's the outcome of this?
Speaker 2:So for me he's getting the though thing, captain, today, because not only are you freaky and nasty as fuck and touching on kids, but you did it on national TV. It's weird to me because there's people that go through stuff like that behind closed doors and it's sad, but when you do it in public and don't think nobody was going to see that shit, it's sick that he had was going to see that shit. That's just it's sick that he had the balls to do that. Like you know, like literally, that was wrong and I feel like there's more sick people in this world like that. I'm going to pray for y'all that we don't know about.
Speaker 1:And we don't know that we don't see on TV, and that's the bad part about it.
Speaker 2:There's more people like that and that's the scary part and that's the part I think that we, as a you know, I truly hope that people understand that. I hope that little boy like and the little boy For me, he didn't act like he was scared, he didn't act like he just acted normal.
Speaker 1:He was extremely comfortable, that's scary.
Speaker 2:That's scary and I feel like, as a man, I hope they found him. He should be locked up. He should be somewhere. You know somebody's prison forever, the thing they found is social media.
Speaker 3:Okay, now.
Speaker 1:I do have to bring in one One. What Y'all gonna hate me in these comments. That may be how his family works works, what do you mean? How his family works? I got a whole set of. Let me explain. Talk to me. I Did not kiss my father In his lips.
Speaker 2:I have seen.
Speaker 1:Grown men Kiss their grown men in their lips Not grown grown, but 14, 15 years old. I've also seen mothers be naked in front of their 14-year-old sons, and the reason I'm saying this is because we use the word morals, but everyone has their own morals. We use the word morals, but everyone has their own morals. You can never, ever believe that your morals is higher than the next person's morals, because then you're belittling thinking. You're elevated and the next person is beneath you. I'm just being devil's advocate. I'm being devil's advocate because, you know, I don't let my dog sit on the furniture, but I've seen people's dogs sit there and kiss the table. Kiss your dog in the mouth.
Speaker 3:I mean me personally. I get what you're saying Me personally. I might put my morals above yours because I ain't going to let you do that around me. You can't be kissing me.
Speaker 1:What are you going to do? Beat him up. You know what I'm saying. What are you going to?
Speaker 3:do Smack him. Depend on what you do.
Speaker 1:There's nothing you can do Depend on what you do.
Speaker 3:If he was kissing that, little boy in front of me.
Speaker 1:I would smack the shit out of him. Their daughters and daughters be 10 12 years old.
Speaker 2:So how about what we say kiss, what type of kiss?
Speaker 3:that's okay. That's okay. That's what I'm saying. I wasn't talking about no tongue kissing, but that's okay. No, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:I'm saying people I won't bite your lips, bite your lips. I've seen that in a play for a bad manner, people bite your neck, not black people. In a playful manner, people bite your neck, not black people. I know I bite my, my most, my black friends that I've seen, but I have seen them in a playful manner and I did that to my son.
Speaker 2:He's about to. I'm like. He's like imagine, if you do this to your son, he's two forever, but it's not his foot.
Speaker 1:Well, because of Levin, I'm not putting my tongue in that boy's ear.
Speaker 3:That's a fact I don't know. First off, we don't know if it was his tongue. That make it worse.
Speaker 1:You're definitely his son. I saw Hell, you were, I saw, yes, but that's what makes me think of it On national. Tv. No, he didn't know. They're like okay.
Speaker 2:Clearly he didn't, he wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1:Bet, let me stand right here to make sure they see this. No, probably what happens is he was like oh crap, hey.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm doing some freaky shit. You know what I'm saying. I feel you Nah.
Speaker 3:But they said they found his Instagram or social media. He had other stuff, just like that. He had a freaky boy. He's a freaky boy, he's a very freaky guy.
Speaker 1:We don't know, I've seen people kiss their kids, literally 15, 16 years.
Speaker 2:After my son once, my son for me. Once he can go ahead and wipe his own ass, he don't get no more kisses on the lips from daddy.
Speaker 1:And if you don't believe, me single women with kids kiss their sons and I've had to get me single women with kids kiss their sons and I've had to get on my single women's because I know what y'all do Forehead kiss and they be going home and kissing your sons in the mouth.
Speaker 2:I know what y'all do.
Speaker 1:So I be spitting on it. Oh my.
Speaker 2:You just disrespectful, that's okay. So you know it gets to our last segment. I know, uh, brian, you usually edit these, but this is the last segment right here. This is, uh, this is my favorite segment. Left on Red.
Speaker 1:Ooh, that's my job. Hold on Left on Red with.
Speaker 2:Bucko, where we read a message from the people that send these crazy ass shits.
Speaker 1:Alright, here we go, left on Red with Bucko. Hey y'all, I'm in a situation where I've been Stealing my neighbor's packages that I can't prove. They can't prove I did it, but I've been taking their bundles of hair. Today the police came out To ask to use my ring doorbell To see if I can see anything. I told them it does not work with this. It's to use the app on the phone to see the packages when they have been. Should I turn myself in or pay them? It's only hair. It's not only hair. You're going to jail because those bundles probably over 500. And over 500, I think it's a misdemeanor thing, like over 1,000 something.
Speaker 2:It's like a felony or something like that. Ain't it over 1,000, 2,000 be a felony? So?
Speaker 1:if you've done this three, four times, the package is $300. And think about it. If it is a ring, you're screwed, because they can subpoena that and go above. You, type shit and Amazon is going to give them the info, here you go.
Speaker 2:Wait a second. The motherfucker stealing, though For real.
Speaker 1:Are you surprised people steal I?
Speaker 2:ain't surprised. But down here in Stouffville shit they coming back like, hey, we need to use your ring to see who stole this shit, and the whole time the ring, finna, put them niggas in jail they all ring finna tell them them Absolutely, they all shit. Finna put their ass and get their ass locked up Wow. So it sound like a woman. Because it's hair, I'm assuming it's a woman that likes to take bundles. You know, I didn't know it was bundles.
Speaker 3:You just started stealing and get steals bundles yeah, you taking hair, you just taking.
Speaker 2:That's crazy. You don't know if it's good hair, bad hair. That's sad. I will tell you this is my take You're going to jail.
Speaker 3:Now You're going to jail, that's your neighbor, so she basically she going to see you with the hair she ain Facts, facts, listen.
Speaker 2:She's going to say girl, she's going to post that shit and you're going to always be going out of the house with a bunny on. That bitch is going to say why did that bitch always got a bunny?
Speaker 1:on. I have to get rid of you going to steal your neighbor's packages. Dog, don't do crime where you stay.
Speaker 2:I done took a neighbor's package before, but not where I stay now. I did it because, listen though, I first moved in and they took my fucking home internet and I was like I couldn't find my fucking home internet and I had to call AT&T just to get another box. And I know so they took my home internet box because they were complaining at the office. So I saw a nice little box and I took that motherfucker, I ain't going to lie. I took a box from theirs and guess what was in it? Some fucking plates from China, some bullshit. I said you, son of a bitch, you just got some plates from China, and I'm not really big into this. I was more of a petty thing. They took my shit.
Speaker 2:But I would tell you that you're probably going to go to jail. You're definitely going to jail If they get the ring camera and look, they're going to say well, we figured out who it was. It was your neighbor. You watch them pick up your packages. So you're probably going to go to jail. I would. I'm not big into turning myself in. I'm big into if you're going to catch me. You got to do the work to catch me and I got to find time to get the fuck away, so so.
Speaker 1:Don't copyright. Yeah, don't yeah don't.
Speaker 2:I'm big into, I'm always into this. I'm always going to do a crime about myself Because I'm never going to tell on myself. You're going to have to let the ring tell on you. That's just my take on it. There'll never be a co-offender there's always going to be just one. It's going to be me the offender. It won't be a co. I tell you that.
Speaker 1:You're going to jail. Quit setting up for your neighbors Down the street, not stealing at all.
Speaker 3:Go get a job.
Speaker 1:That's asking a lot. That's definitely asking a lot. All I said steal, just don't steal next door. I don't know what you're talking about. Steal some real shit they definitely going to prosecute your ass. They going to let you commit a murder and then you're going to jail. You're going to prosecute your ass.
Speaker 2:They going to let you commit a murder and then you're going to jail. You're going to jail now, but if you're going to steal some shit, I ain't going to steal some hair. How?
Speaker 3:do you know it's?
Speaker 1:hair. We don't know it's hair. We don't know she did it on purpose. What do you mean? We don't know what she stole the hair on, because it was hair.
Speaker 2:Clearly, she just took a box and she got lucky.
Speaker 1:You're going to jail.
Speaker 2:You're going to jail. You're going to be like them girls that be on school. That shit be cracking me up. You know Nashville school we got some of the funniest shit that be going on in the city. People be going to jail For crazy shit and you be like Damn bro, like you really did Some dumb shit. Like you really went To Hattie B bees and put hot sauce down your chest and milk and say this is my bitch, this is my bitch, and the police came and got you. It's some crazy shit. Saturdays and Sundays at school, you're bound to see your coworkers or somebody you love or someone in the church. Somebody's on there done some wild shit and this is a wild moment. So I hope you just don't steal no more.
Speaker 1:Nah, he gonna steal again. Once a thief, I'll steal again.
Speaker 2:I would like to go ahead and make sure you get close remarks. I appreciate that this was a fun episode Always hey, y'all listen, man.
Speaker 1:2024 is starting off a great year. I don't know about you guys, but when you get some momentum moving, don't let off the gas. Too many times we believe that we have an opportunity, that our moment is forever, or that we can always implement the idea, implement the dream, implement the vision. Nah, that moment is right now. When you get momentum moving, don't let off the gas. It may not be as easy to start back up the next time. Closing remarks.
Speaker 2:I would say go get you some money.
Speaker 3:Don't steal. Don't be a freakazoid. Learn how to tell a joke if you can't already. Just focus on yourself because at the end of the day, the day got to end. That's all I day the day got to end.
Speaker 1:That's all I got.
Speaker 2:Okay, the day got to end For me my close remarks stop for me, guys, and it's going to. I've been feeling this and thinking about this. Stop worrying about how people perceive you and look at you and judge you and what their perception of you, Because at the end of the day, honestly, only one thing matters and that's what you care about, what you perceive, and whether it's at work, whether it's at home, whether it's at church, whether it's you on a vacation not knowing anybody, stop worrying about how people perceive you and think of you when they first meet you. Perception is everything. First impressions are everything. But understand that no one can judge you but the man above and judging is always going to be key, Because when you got people that judge you and look at you a certain way, there's something in themselves that make them feel that way about you.
Speaker 2:So just keep grinding, Stop hating, Stop worrying and you're going to be all right. Y'all. That's it, man. I appreciate y'all. Man. This you know this was another episode no camera, we got to get it in again. We're going to get it in again.
Speaker 2:We're going to make sure Asha's good. You know we're going to bring and I appreciate y'all, again, y'all. This has been another episode Of no Cap, my Rap With my boy, mr.
Speaker 1:Chocolate with aK Burned.
Speaker 2:Dog V my baby and your boy, dj Bucko. No Cap.